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Extra large bottle of mouthwash
for Mrs. Lamb?
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No, Liz. That would be rude.
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I had seen her in the supermarket
to buy Malibu and fries.
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Potatoes are not an appropriate gift, so...
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I didn't take anything from her. Not even a potato.
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- Shall we say that it is from all of us?
- No, sorry. I have it sealed.
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You are so good at Christmas, Kevin!
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Among my top skills,
changing quilts and boiling rice.
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What should I get mom?
mr santa claus
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Last year she said not to take her anything,
so i didn't take her
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and then he had a face all day,
which is a very mixed message.
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How about an experience like…
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a hot air balloon ride or zorbing?
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Zorbing?
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When you roll down a hill
inside a giant transparent ball.
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She's old, Kevin, not a hamster.
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How about skiing on an artificial piste
or a riverboat ride?
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Yes! That's it!
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He always said to go to Venice.
I'll take her to SK, well done, Kevin.
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In the words of Maui, "It does nothing."
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Make sure you get
all your children's homework, home.
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This is from both of us.
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Oh, great!
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Translation
Alexandros Molfesis
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Hello!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, chumps
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and Kevin.
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Nothing says Christmas like a hot sausage.
So Julia?
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No. The days when I ate hot sausages
They're over for me, unfortunately, Meg.
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Yours, Christmas?
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The table will be small this year.
The big girls are missing.
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One is in Bali. The other in Mali.
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Look what I got Bill.
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Sexy.
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I know that.
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When I think of Bill,
I often imagine him in leather.
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I will pass it on.
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I do it.
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Nice vehicle.
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I had to take a selfie.
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You want a stupid big bike
for a gift, kev?
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In my dreams, Liz.
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No, I have what I want.
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Christmas morning with my girls.
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I have to make sure I leave
before Jill wakes up,
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and back to the hotel for turkey flavored chips
from the vending machine.
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Are you still in the abyss?
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It's "Ibis".
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Very funny, Liz.
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to remember to tell the other divorcees
fathers. They will laugh.
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Maybe not to Oliver. It's a black mess
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It's okay. He lives on the ground floor.
And we got his belt.
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That's enough, Kevin. You will come to me, love.
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No. I don't want to be a burden.
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My God, they've invaded my ass!
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The mother and that soft-couple
who gave birth to my husband.
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- The more the better.
- Elizabeth and Jeff? I love them! And Marion.
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Thank you, Julia.
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Are you sure?
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I could bring...
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- I can cook.
- Yes, please!
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You, Elizabeth? Do you have plans?
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Lee won the lottery in the pub,
and will make the table for us for the first time.
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I'm only here for the free sausages.
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It burns...
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Hey, big lover.
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Your girl is coming.
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Are you all right, Amanda?
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Do you want to come to Julia's for Christmas?
It is free entry.
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Thank you, Julia.
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- But we have a blended family, this year.
- Sounds like a horrible smoothie.
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Mom and I are going to Johnny and the kids.
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- And Tamara?
- Yes, Kevin.
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Because everyone is so obsessed
with his dirty wife?
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And thank you.
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It's Christmas!
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Two more nights. I am so excited
where I will host all the cousins.
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Only 26 this year.
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No, mom, 29.
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Terence, Orla, Daniel and all their children...
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They were going to the Maldives with Sheila and Pat,
but then Magda contracted Lyme disease.
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But there are 15.
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Plus, Peter of Angela, Fionwala, Heb,
Babette and Pat.
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And all their matches.
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Sarah, Connell, Jamal, John, Michael and Pat.
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And Dervla's Lula will bring her new boyfriend.
So with her 5 boys, we have...
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Kian, Quinn, Ken, Cory...
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And Pat!
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It's not 29.
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No, it's 32.
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We'll still need half an ox.
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There's a queue, Philip Schofield.
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Yes, sorry.
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Christmas here on BBC One,
and transmit
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live from Durham Cathedral.
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How come it costs £1,000?
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Why is everyone going to Venice all of a sudden?
It's nothing big
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Are you planning to spend Christmas?
with your family?
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I'm making your present, Julia.
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You make your own, Paul.
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The cryotherapy pool is for everyone.
Swimming in freezing water gives 12 years of life.
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And it can banish cellulite!
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What in the wish?
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How did it get back up?
I only left it for a moment.
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I think someone's at the door, Julia!
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Can you open, Elizabeth?
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No; Well.
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Can you turn up the heat a little, Julia?
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They need to save on gas.
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If I were taking advantage of your ass gas, Jeff
I would save a fortune.
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I'm an Oriental King ♪
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You're not allowed to say "Orient" anymore, Kevin.
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- May I say "Persian tick"?
- Sure, as long as I don't cook it.
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I know they don't celebrate Christmas
in the Middle East,
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but they like the festive meal.
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I will need some muslin to drain
my clot.
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Marion, how glad I am to see you!
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Merry Christmas, Kev.
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I left something for you by the fireplace.
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Marion... You should be at the top of the tree.
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You are an angel.
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Kevin, stop flirting with my mom!
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Look and see!
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Thank you, baby.
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When I open it, meet me upstairs
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because this jacket is...
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A hat!
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- With a feather!
- We saw "The Crown", remember?
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And Princess Margaret was riding the horse,
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and then made up with that photographer.
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And you liked her hat.
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It's handmade, Meg.
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Do you like it?
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You are a bastard. You did it again.
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See you upstairs.
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Hummus? Christmas;
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I have two kids, Kevin!
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They eat hummus every day.
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These are just the meze, the snacks,
for the speech.
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- We are not making a speech.
- No, you.
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The Queen... The King.
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No, we don't see her.
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OK, what time are we going for our walk?
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From the couch to the toilet? Whenever you want.
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Stop!
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Soon you will tell me that you do not "go to sleep"
the christmas wreath?
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The "feet facing the tree"?
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Don't you shout down the chimney either?
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Kevin!
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Where are you from since 1840?
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We are not Victorian orphans!
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Can I fill my glass, Julia?
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What time will lunch be ready?
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I don't know. At 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 9:00,
who knows?
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Meanwhile, there are many
to put in your belly.
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Are we going to eat this?
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No, These are for demonstration purposes only.
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They will all be thrown in the trash.
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The real food later.
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Jeff, keep your pacemaker close
in the eyes of the kitchen.
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Ready, shall we?
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Baking!
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Cheers!
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Mom, are you here?
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- You look very Christmassy.
- You too, darling.
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Like a wonderful plum pudding.
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Hello guys...
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Mom!
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You had a nice morning
with Dad and Aunt Tamara?
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Yes.
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What are they wearing? Because they are dressed like 2class members
of the royal family?
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"Dress for what you want to be"
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Something from "Gan-Gan"
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Gun-Gan?
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Are you "Rebranding" yourself?
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Are you okay, darling?
I know this will be hard for you.
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What? No, it's okay.
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Here she is!
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Hi.
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Oh my god!
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The Curse of the Selfridges Sale?
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No problem, Tamara.
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It's fun.
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Very funny.
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I can change.
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I'll take something from the unwashed.
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Merry Christmas, by the way, Amanda.
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Merry Christmas!
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Thank you for coming all this way
up to Isleworth.
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No problem.
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Sorry!
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It's a bit crumpled.
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Let's go again.
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Literally, you took it out of the laundry and…
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Amazing!
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Well, drinks.
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Hi!
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- Merry Christmas, Amanda.
- Are we doing this? Ok.
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Bellini?
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A bit early for me. Thanks, I'll wait.
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I love the open kitchen layout.
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- She is wonderful.
- Did you see the size of the island?
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Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous.
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Ja Rule could host
the "Fyre Festival" on her.
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- Did you understand, mom?
- Yes, of course.
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You smell great.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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You look swollen, my love.
are you crying
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No!
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I think I'll drink that Bellini, after all.
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Merry Christmas.
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There is a flight to Venice, Treviso
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stops in Frankfurt at 6:20,
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697 pounds?
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May I help, Kevin?
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No, go away. Peel any satsuma
or pulled any crackers.
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It smells great!
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How much can you do with a cauliflower?
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Shall we take a selfie for the girls?
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Yes!
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Do you want us to leave you alone?
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Stop it, Julia!
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I hope you don't hang up on me.
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Mother!
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I just don't like flying much lately,
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after knee surgery.
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- I wasn't closing anything.
- I'm not interested in traveling anymore.
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Sorry I'm trying to do something good.
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You can still do something good.
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I just don't want you to waste your money.
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Ok. Message received.
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Why don't you drink any sherry,
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and no nuts?
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Ungrateful old woman.
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Does anyone read Chinese?
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Your parents are trying on the magic glasses
Ivy's.
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Did you open your virtual reality set?
You didn't tell me we were opening presents.
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I stopped when I went out to tell you that
we would open presents, paul.
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What is that strange smell?
Hi, Kev.
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Hummus.
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I can't remember the last time I ate hummus.
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How's the hot tub going?
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It is a cryotherapy pool.
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Perfect for freezing your thighs
after the meltdown on the bike course.
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It sounds perfect.
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Julia...
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Where's your fish pot?
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Along with the lobster pot.
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I don't have a fish pot, Kevin.
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The Christmas present for this year,
was found.
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Jeff, help me!
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- Elizabeth goes shark cage diving!
- Help!
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Marion, you must try these electric glasses.
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You can climb Kilimanjaro with them.
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Wish me luck!
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The prize for the best gift
I win it.
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The cage can't hold!
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Let's go to dad!
259
00:12:26,554 --> 00:12:28,999
- Who chooses the first song?
- Me!
260
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,430
We can listen to hip-hop
"Crazy out of your mind"?
261
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,841
A Christmas classic.
262
00:12:38,347 --> 00:12:41,882
I stayed at Cardiff station.
I fell asleep on the train.
I have no battery.
Ducks.
263
00:12:42,117 --> 00:12:43,428
Softener.
264
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,949
Please leave a message after the sound.
265
00:12:49,156 --> 00:12:51,474
I wanted to check if it was funny.
266
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,496
It wasn't, was it?
267
00:12:52,526 --> 00:12:54,376
Hey old man...
268
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,906
Who wants Christmas ice cream?
269
00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:08,083
I!
270
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,839
Poor Dad,
stuck in a train station.
271
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:16,199
I hope it doesn't fall on any electric tracks
and his balls are fried.
272
00:13:16,392 --> 00:13:20,151
Canned beans with sausages
or meat and kidney pie?
273
00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:55,970
Bell, Julia.
274
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,079
Someone's at the door, Julia!
275
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,231
The bell rings.
276
00:14:02,261 --> 00:14:06,662
Don't worry, I'll open it myself!
Maybe it's British Gas, for your gas, Jeff.
277
00:14:07,768 --> 00:14:08,599
Lizzie?
278
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,199
- Marry-Li.
- Shall I ask?
279
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,479
- Everything okay?
- No.
280
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,282
Kevin is in the kitchen draining cheese.
281
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,970
Merry Christmas!
282
00:14:17,218 --> 00:14:18,239
No!
283
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,525
- What's going on?
- Bill got me a hat for Christmas,
284
00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:24,273
£400, handmade, "Robin the Woods".
285
00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:25,039
White bottom.
286
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,233
I would prefer a £400 hat,
287
00:14:27,263 --> 00:14:30,047
despite the pedal bin
that Paul got me. Or nothing.
288
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,718
What I got from mother, again.
289
00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:33,422
I think he doesn't know me anymore.
290
00:14:33,452 --> 00:14:34,759
Of course he knows you.
291
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,828
He loves you even though he knows you.
292
00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:40,057
You two make us want to dry off.
293
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,716
So let me see.
294
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,646
It's so funny.
295
00:14:52,676 --> 00:14:55,803
I can't believe we were in Val d'Isere
the same season.
296
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:59,210
Don't tell me... You slept with that guy
with the ice sculpture...
297
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,481
in the shape of a penis!
298
00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:03,757
- Sorry, Johnny!
- No, I didn't,
299
00:15:03,787 --> 00:15:06,623
But Jean-Luc was madly in love with me.
300
00:15:06,653 --> 00:15:09,164
- A nightmare.
- He wasn't even French.
301
00:15:09,194 --> 00:15:10,479
He was from Bolton.
302
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,032
Stop it. Tamara,
this is hilarious!
303
00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:14,413
Are you serious?
304
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,903
Some are in a festive mood.
305
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,408
Grandma, come and play.
306
00:15:18,438 --> 00:15:19,861
One minute, baby.
307
00:15:19,891 --> 00:15:20,662
Come on.
308
00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:23,194
Well, Val d'Isere. (Ski)
309
00:15:23,224 --> 00:15:24,705
Luckily I only went once.
310
00:15:24,735 --> 00:15:26,919
What a frozen meat market that was.
311
00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:30,959
You went every year in your 20s, right?
312
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,734
Yes.
313
00:15:33,462 --> 00:15:36,999
Sometimes I would like to
I wish I could go back.
314
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,845
And only for the fondues.
315
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:42,011
It's hard to convince this woman
to broaden her horizons.
316
00:15:42,729 --> 00:15:47,090
You're the one who didn't let me go on Gap Year
in South America, because they would rape me.
317
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,302
They would rape you and I insist on that.
318
00:15:49,523 --> 00:15:51,919
Do we have rosemary?
319
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:56,588
Johnny, look at you!
You are finally tamed.
320
00:15:57,513 --> 00:15:58,687
Here you go, baby.
321
00:15:58,717 --> 00:16:00,399
you will find someone, soon.
322
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,128
Maybe you will too, Mom.
323
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,359
I hope it was cooked.
324
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,279
I don't want to poison you.
Where's the meat thermometer?
325
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,173
Here.
326
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,623
Ok. My work here is done.
327
00:16:12,653 --> 00:16:14,888
I would post it on Instagram.
If I were soft.
328
00:16:14,918 --> 00:16:16,583
Feed the kids in the living room?
329
00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:18,439
Because that looks really cool.
330
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,510
Wait!
331
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,400
Herbs.
332
00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:28,399
Now the Christmas dinner is ready.
333
00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:30,999
come here
334
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,519
Let me say it's the best Christmas, ever!
335
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,233
I have my best friends,
336
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,699
the family...
337
00:16:39,127 --> 00:16:41,528
at home and in the garden, somewhere.
338
00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:44,451
Isn't that what this is about?
339
00:16:45,155 --> 00:16:46,244
One moment.
340
00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:47,239
For my girls.
341
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,947
Can't wait to find out how they turned out
my math calculations.
342
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,039
Okay, dinner! Guys, come on!
343
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,979
Hurry or your gifts will go
in the charity shop.
344
00:16:58,009 --> 00:16:59,559
I will call the elders.
345
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,839
Paul, dinner!
346
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,869
Can you give me my towel?
347
00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:17,120
Marion?
348
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,640
Oh, my God.
349
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,145
I should have gotten some Christmas cards
instead of chocolates.
350
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:40,439
Oh, my God!
351
00:17:40,639 --> 00:17:41,999
What?
352
00:17:43,615 --> 00:17:45,176
Breathe through it.
353
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,319
It didn't help at all.
354
00:17:50,506 --> 00:17:51,799
It's got a hole, Liz.
355
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,040
Oh my god...
356
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,080
Marion.
357
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,831
He passed away.
358
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,662
It doesn't exist anymore.
359
00:18:16,719 --> 00:18:17,720
Shit.
360
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,919
What are we doing?
361
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,524
What would Jill do?
He's fine with death.
362
00:18:23,554 --> 00:18:24,951
Should I call Jill? No.
363
00:18:24,981 --> 00:18:25,945
What are we doing?
364
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,439
Call an ambulance.
365
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,680
- I'll tell Julia.
- Yeah, okay.
366
00:18:31,887 --> 00:18:33,433
These;
367
00:18:36,185 --> 00:18:38,422
- Alive.
- I mean, what are we going to do with them?
368
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,760
Citizens there for now,
let them sleep
369
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,319
The children?
370
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,959
- They can't see Marion like this, Christmas!
- Yes, that's right.
371
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,848
run across
372
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:52,319
Tell Meg we're bringing Christmas
her house.
373
00:18:52,349 --> 00:18:54,002
Ok.
374
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,386
DON'T WAKE ME UP
THANK YOU
375
00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:26,999
They said the ambulance would be a little late, so...
376
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:28,959
It's awesome.
377
00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:32,201
I'm so drunk.
378
00:19:32,231 --> 00:19:34,410
I don't know what to say.
I need to concentrate.
379
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,067
Kevin, do you have any cocaine?
380
00:19:36,097 --> 00:19:37,531
Maybe don't say that.
381
00:19:37,683 --> 00:19:40,279
We will bring the children to your home.
Let's not panic.
382
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,273
Yes!
383
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,199
Ok. I got it.
384
00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:45,442
Guys, come on...
385
00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:46,799
Meg!
386
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,011
I'm fine.
387
00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:49,680
I'll do it myself.
388
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,919
Fire!
389
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,799
It caught fire!
390
00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:57,406
Christmas pudding?
391
00:19:57,436 --> 00:19:59,679
- Amanda doesn't eat pudding.
- No.
392
00:20:00,017 --> 00:20:02,279
- No, of course. Neither do we.
- Come now!
393
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,862
If someone has to eat sweet,
it's you
394
00:20:04,892 --> 00:20:06,314
Eating for two.
395
00:20:07,298 --> 00:20:08,359
Oh, no.
396
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,775
We weren't going to say it.
397
00:20:10,805 --> 00:20:11,882
What?
398
00:20:12,048 --> 00:20:13,839
They're going to have a baby!
399
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,581
Isn't that the best?
400
00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:17,781
It's still too early.
401
00:20:17,811 --> 00:20:19,811
How does he know before me, Johnny?
402
00:20:19,841 --> 00:20:23,039
He noticed that Tam wasn't drinking.
Sorry.
403
00:20:24,866 --> 00:20:26,176
It was a bit of a shock.
404
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:27,882
I just didn't think we were...
405
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:31,583
I thought you were done with those.
406
00:20:31,613 --> 00:20:33,159
It's different for men.
407
00:20:33,331 --> 00:20:36,229
Your father used to get women pregnant
until his 70s.
408
00:20:36,259 --> 00:20:38,521
He could go up against Boris Johnson.
409
00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:40,551
We haven't even had an ultrasound.
410
00:20:40,581 --> 00:20:42,293
It may not solidify.
411
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,309
So melodramatic.
412
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,256
Another sparkling wine?
413
00:21:11,372 --> 00:21:12,999
Who wants salty snacks,
414
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,480
- and sugar overdose?
- Me!
415
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,479
iPlayer, Netflix, Amazon, Apple, Disney.
416
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,110
"Boogie Nights" is playing.
Here, give pain.
417
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,999
How did I get so drunk?
418
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,921
I only drank one bottle of Baileys.
419
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,839
Espresso martinis.
420
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:40,491
We don't want you to get withdrawal syndrome
from the cream and the alcohol.
421
00:21:40,794 --> 00:21:41,913
One of them,
422
00:21:41,943 --> 00:21:44,203
a roast dinner
and a non-digestible vitamin
423
00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:46,581
and you will be able to operate heavy machinery.
424
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,431
do you like my hat
425
00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:49,880
No.
426
00:21:56,091 --> 00:21:58,450
Where is the ambulance? Did anyone call it?
427
00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,965
Yes, I called it.
428
00:22:00,655 --> 00:22:04,079
- Why is it taking so long?
- It is the busiest day of the year.
429
00:22:04,109 --> 00:22:07,656
They are suicides, hypothermia, overeating.
430
00:22:07,686 --> 00:22:09,976
The stab wounds,
431
00:22:10,006 --> 00:22:11,840
alcohol poisoning, burns,
432
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:15,030
- let alone pre-existing medical conditions.
- Okay, Kev.
433
00:22:15,521 --> 00:22:17,079
Should I go check on my parents?
434
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,394
I'll do it myself.
435
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,519
I've got the buns in the oven anyway.
436
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,599
I don't want to call the ambulance
and the fire department.
437
00:22:24,055 --> 00:22:24,920
Sorry.
438
00:22:28,528 --> 00:22:31,478
She was surrounded by people who loved her.
439
00:22:32,362 --> 00:22:36,250
And he had just climbed Kilimanjaro,
even virtual.
440
00:22:36,451 --> 00:22:38,550
How many people can say that?
441
00:22:42,776 --> 00:22:43,680
Lee!
442
00:23:05,882 --> 00:23:06,475
Kev?
443
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,389
- Sorry.
- Liz!
444
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,759
Look, I know this isn't the right time.
445
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,919
Just Lee, he just sent me
to go get him
446
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,755
How am I going to drive to bloody Cardiff?
447
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,379
- What a softie...
- I know.
448
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,007
Sorry, I can't concentrate
until I collect the meatballs.
449
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,200
Look!
450
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,209
One landed on Marion the shoe.
451
00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:38,830
Her little foot with the callus was inside
two hours ago.
452
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,840
Elizabeth!
453
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:12,267
Baby, you gave it to him and he understood.
454
00:24:12,764 --> 00:24:14,187
We will all die.
455
00:24:16,602 --> 00:24:18,065
Not me.
456
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,887
That's not all, though.
457
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,919
There is also something else.
458
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,033
What?
459
00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:31,085
I hate this hat.
460
00:24:31,955 --> 00:24:35,628
And it makes me feel like you hate me.
461
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,599
Come on grandma, take it off.
462
00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:43,865
Life is too short to wear a hat
that you hate
463
00:24:43,895 --> 00:24:45,193
I thank you.
464
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,110
To be honest, I hate this jacket.
465
00:24:50,801 --> 00:24:51,719
What?
466
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:56,034
Makes me look 10 years older,
which is no mean feat.
467
00:25:01,810 --> 00:25:03,619
I need another drink.
468
00:25:12,268 --> 00:25:13,801
Did the ambulance come?
469
00:25:14,519 --> 00:25:17,199
Wonderful Christmas lights.
470
00:25:17,681 --> 00:25:19,756
Marion is still sleeping, Julia.
471
00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:21,318
Yes, thank you, Elizabeth.
472
00:25:21,348 --> 00:25:23,293
He doesn't wake up with anything.
473
00:25:23,569 --> 00:25:26,053
That's because he's not sleeping, mom.
474
00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:28,900
Yes, he is sleeping. It is dry.
475
00:25:29,093 --> 00:25:31,893
No, mom, it's not. It is...
476
00:25:33,978 --> 00:25:35,235
What did he say?
477
00:25:35,594 --> 00:25:36,679
Sandwich?
478
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,831
They fell to the floor.
479
00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:39,990
Sandwich? They fell to the floor.
480
00:25:40,309 --> 00:25:41,919
Sandwich? They fell to the floor.
481
00:25:41,949 --> 00:25:43,661
- Sandwich?
- Yes.
482
00:25:43,691 --> 00:25:45,345
This was in the shoe.
483
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:47,751
I'm not going to leave her alone.
484
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,880
Put the kettle on, Julia!
485
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,439
I could have killed you, you idiot!
486
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,125
What are you doing here anyway?
487
00:26:11,429 --> 00:26:15,362
I went for a drive, Julia,
I think it is allowed.
488
00:26:15,392 --> 00:26:16,937
what are you doing
489
00:26:16,967 --> 00:26:21,639
running like a big squirrel in the middle of the road
on christmas day?
490
00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:25,073
I'm going to see my mother
because she is dead.
491
00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:32,005
Julia!
492
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,868
Don't touch me, thanks.
493
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,165
I didn't even get her a present.
494
00:26:42,195 --> 00:26:44,446
And I just wanted to...
495
00:26:45,661 --> 00:26:46,679
He knew it.
496
00:26:46,890 --> 00:26:47,800
No.
497
00:26:49,044 --> 00:26:50,964
She was so proud...
498
00:26:58,021 --> 00:27:01,114
I need to move my car.
499
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,791
I am very sorry.
500
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:17,057
I always thought you were very lucky
Where did you have her, Julia?
501
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,800
Not all moms are Marion.
502
00:27:22,033 --> 00:27:26,908
The last thing I said to her was,
"Ungrateful Old Woman"
503
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:40,306
Of course, my father fought in the rebellion
of the Mau Mau
504
00:27:40,336 --> 00:27:42,959
in northern Kenya in the 1950s.
505
00:27:43,297 --> 00:27:45,076
Do you know any Mau Mau?
506
00:27:45,106 --> 00:27:47,440
I grew up in Brockley, Jeff.
507
00:27:48,407 --> 00:27:51,320
Emily and Rosie sent me a joke.
508
00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:55,439
What do you get if you cross a snowman?
with a vampire?
509
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,790
Frost-bite.
510
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,517
Very good.
511
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,389
It would be inside a Christmas cracker.
512
00:28:03,721 --> 00:28:05,692
Should I go?
513
00:28:06,010 --> 00:28:07,919
Pick up the bastard?
514
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:12,080
- There won't be any trains tomorrow either.
- No, Liz. Mom him.
515
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,199
You are needed here.
516
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,399
Julia needs you.
517
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,058
I need you.
518
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:23,759
I know Marion is dead,
but the kids are having a great time.
519
00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:26,159
Yeah, but he's their dad.
520
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,119
He is their father,
521
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,359
but we are your family
522
00:28:34,302 --> 00:28:36,083
OK, I'll stay.
523
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,799
But don't ever say that to me again.
524
00:28:39,476 --> 00:28:40,719
He came.
525
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,399
Is it for Jeff?
526
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:46,160
Jeff, did you call an ambulance?
527
00:28:54,013 --> 00:28:55,440
Yes, okay.
528
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,239
Stilton cheese in the fridge...
529
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,889
is it for consumption or...
530
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,418
Yes, rush it, love.
531
00:29:33,935 --> 00:29:34,592
OK
532
00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:11,688
Ah, mom.
533
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,822
Let's go to the car.
534
00:30:17,962 --> 00:30:18,960
Come in.
535
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,800
Put on your seat belts,
I'll be there in a minute.
536
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,792
Mom, I have to tell you something.
537
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,676
Life is too short
and I'll regret it if I don't.
538
00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:34,728
Don't frown, darling,
botox will ruin you.
539
00:30:35,556 --> 00:30:38,053
I don't like you and obviously
neither do you.
540
00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:42,583
I think it is more healthy and correct
to stay away for a while.
541
00:30:42,812 --> 00:30:46,890
FYI, there is an exchange card in your gift,
when you open it and hate it.
542
00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:49,320
Ungrateful old woman.
543
00:31:04,573 --> 00:31:06,519
Am I sexy in your jacket?
544
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,812
Am I sexy in your hat?
545
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,200
Ah, my little girl, I love you.
546
00:31:21,412 --> 00:31:24,436
You said it was for me, Elizabeth!
547
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,280
It wasn't for me!
548
00:31:41,453 --> 00:31:42,323
Sorry.
549
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,440
We didn't want to interrupt your moment.
550
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,263
We just wanted to tell you that
we are here for you.
551
00:31:49,790 --> 00:31:52,439
Also, sorry for scaring you.
552
00:32:05,577 --> 00:32:06,734
Shall we go across?
553
00:32:06,764 --> 00:32:10,341
Because it still stinks of Jeff's farts
in here
554
00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:18,736
END OF SERIES
555
00:32:18,766 --> 00:32:21,622
Following is the spin-off,
"AMANDALAND"
556
00:32:21,652 --> 00:32:27,143
Translation - Performance
Alexandros Molfesis {\an1}